swallow a knife

Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.

Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.

by rawrarwrarw January 19, 2007

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

by aaron January 23, 2005

knifesexual

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves

Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

by DeathStrokeXXX July 2, 2018

that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

survival knife

A knife that can be used as a survival tool. The term "survival knife" was first coined in the 1982 movie - "Rambo" which stared Sylvester Stallone. The first survival knives had a hollow handle so that small amounts of supplies can be carried with the knife. Usually, fishing string, some hooks, sinkers and maybe some matches were stored in the handle. The hollow handled knives are usually weak were the blade attaches to the handle. These types of knives should not be considered real "survival knives" but a fad. A true survival knife is a very well and can hold an good edge. Bowie knives and survival knives are often mistaken for each other, as their appearance is similar. In the modern survival community, the classic "survival knife" is being replaced with a multi-tool.

Jim bought a new survival knife.

by MAGNVS February 1, 2007

knifecest

1. Inter-Cutco-sales-rep sexual relations; a staple of Vector Marketing culture.

2. The end result of taking a large work force of 18 to 21-year-old college students on overnight trips to conferences, white water rafting adventures, and other events with massive (and often free) supplies of alcohol.

3. An expectation from managers expressed to new recruits on their third day of training to breed more recruits. These newly bred recruits are often called, "Rep Referrals."

4. A great way to earn triple credit for first weekend sales if the manager happens to be of the opposite sex.

"You banged the top rep for the week? That's fired up! Knifecest earns you a High 5!"

"All of this knife-selling experience would look great on my resume except that the damn knifecest has left the pages stuck together!"

"If I commit knifecest and refer all of my friends to Vector, our office will be top in the division, no doubt."

by Thomas Lamb October 12, 2006

knifesturbate

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.

I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!

by Elric January 24, 2005