A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
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Get the Kingston mug.Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.
Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....
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