captain kidney

A name given to Yosemite Sam by Bugs Bunny in the cartoon “Buccaneer Bunny.”

“Haha! Well, see you later, Captain Kidney!”

by Haai February 27, 2020

big kidney

Having a overblown ego, inflated sense of self-importance, perhaps a narcissist. My mother, who was from Splott, Cardiff, Wales used this expression to describe a 1960s US game show host. I was about 10 years old when she made this remark. I thought perhaps it meant that the gentleman had a kidney disease, but she said it meant that he really liked himself.

My mother said, "I don't like him, he's got a big kidney!"

by Welsh-American November 15, 2016

Kidney

Kassy x Sydney 🤡

Ow my kidney hurts

by DALLAS GANG January 31, 2020

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 28, 2022

Kidney Kracker

Chugging 2 dews; one through your mouth and at the same time one through your ass.

Yo this guys hitting’ the Kidney kracker.

by Cockdady September 12, 2020

Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko

Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa

by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021