Mohammed Khalifa

When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.

Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*

by TuDulceVeneno October 12, 2022

The Great Khali

A wrestler in WWE who was brought in on smackdown only to bump ratings but was recently givin a whuppin by the man who he was after for a few months

Benie Babies: Were thought great & and hot shot **** for about 2 months then they were unheard. (The Great Khali, Dalip Singh)

by Brent S August 22, 2006

khalique

A girls who is pretty, smart, funny sometimes, random. She's also shy around people she don't know. She usually has gold or brown hair, maybe dreads. But overall she's fun to be around. She also loves the color purple!

I want to laugh at something wish khalique was here.

by kemonicaa January 2, 2014

Dirty Khalid

When he watches turning red with you and gets turned on

Person 1: that was great movie wait are dirty-Khaliding on me
Dirty Khalid: ummm no

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Wiz Khalifa

When a person doesn't talk about anything else but weed, the last time they smoked, the next time they will smoke, a highdea they came up with when baked, food that tastes best whilst ripped, a paranoia trip they had when intoxicated, how much weed they have on them, their smoking devices, favorite stoner songs or a lesson they learned while blazed. These are usually the type of people who don't really have much experience in toking and think it makes them cool 'cause they blaze up half gram joints, don't inhale and then green out.

Real Stoner 1: Wow, that loser just smoked half a bowl and started coughing up a lung, then ran around telling people to look at how red his eyes are. Fuck, I hate people like that who go around bragging like smoking makes them cool.
Real Stoner 2: I know right? He's such a Wiz Khalifa. Just 'cause you smoke doesn't automatically make you a hardcore pothead. People who smoke just to brag about it aren't cool, they're fags, and wouldn't last two hits off a blunt with a real stoner.
Wanna-be Stoner: Hey guys look at my eyes!!!! I can barely even see out of them they're so low!! Aren't they red? Holy shit I'm sooo baked.. black and yellow!
Real Stoner 1: *sigh*

by WeedWontHelpYouBeCoolIfYourNot July 28, 2012

Khalid

Legends says that it is still unknown how he got 69 women pregnant in one week.

Besides that he is a very loyal person

"He fucked your wife!".
"He must be a khalid".

by I_got_dem_trekkies October 21, 2019

Khalil

THE BIGGEST BIGGEST BIGGEST BIGGEST COCK IN THE WHOLE WORLD. HE IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD AND WILL NEVER LET YOU GO WITHOUT GIVING HIM HEAD.

Yo u see Khalil sick his cock

by TrueStuff69 October 8, 2020