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Keyboard Gangster

A person who uses online messenger services to harass other people using the service.
These people then blatantly ignore the people they have harassed the next day in person, pretending it didn't happen.
Person1: "Dave gave me some jip last night on MSN, but today he was sound with me and pretended nothing happened."

Person2: "What a keyboard gangster"
by RealFanDan April 28, 2009
mugGet the Keyboard Gangstermug.

Keyboard Warrior

A Keyboard Warrior is someone who deliberately sends inflamatory,rude, agressive or derogatory emails for the purpose of making the recipient of the email get angry or upset.

He/she will also generally Copy as many people as possible on the email, becuase they are under the erroneous impression that they are being witty/funny and that everyone will agree with their comments.

In person they are usually quite timid and do not like direct confrontation. They generally have deep rooted mental issues of depression and or rejection usually becuase they have small dicks and they were breast fed till the age of 10.
by Johhny Wishbone August 19, 2009
mugGet the Keyboard Warriormug.

Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.
Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)
by Androktasie November 14, 2005
mugGet the Keyboard bashermug.

keyboard crusader

A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.
" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."

" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012
mugGet the keyboard crusadermug.

keyboard dyslexia

what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 13, 2006
mugGet the keyboard dyslexiamug.

keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.
That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it
by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008
mugGet the keyboard jockeymug.

cat on the keyboard

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.
Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
by merlin's memory April 10, 2017
mugGet the cat on the keyboardmug.

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