keistering

To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.

by sonomachris September 18, 2006

easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise

Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.

by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018

Keeter

A guy with a Big dick.

I always want a Keeter.

by nigga_bitch October 9, 2016

Kettering Ohio

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.

Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.

by LastPancake April 10, 2011

kettering

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place

"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."

by Humbert October 21, 2005

ketter

Ketter - unbelievably beautiful girl. Her eyes are deep as space, her touch is electrifying. Her skin cashmere. Her breath a cherry blossom, full of humble wisdom. Once she gets you, your shackled forever.

"do you see that girl over there?" "oh my god, she's Ketter"

by Koalasrollin' December 10, 2014

Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011