Keith Haney 

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

Keith Haney by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

keith moon 

a sexy beast of a drummer. Keith played for The Who, often known for smashing his drumsets, passing out on stage, drinking too much, driving cars into pools, and blowing up toilets.

"Yeah, remember how Keith Moon put goldfish in his drumset?"

keith moon by Aliceness February 4, 2010

keith moon 

British Drummer, 1946 – 1978, best known as the drummer for The Who during their most creative period. At his peak (circa 1970), Moon was probably the finest rock drummer that ever was. He was one of the first drummers to employ an extended drum kit (two bass drums, etc.) – more unusually, he had a style that could actually make full use of all the extra equipment. (Listen to “Cobwebs and Strange” off “A quick one” to get some idea of what Moon was capable of – not exactly a drum solo, but the closest thing he ever recorded to one.) His ability was progressively eroded by substance abuse and a destructive lifestyle up to his death in 1978. His passing effectively marked the end of The Who, although they released two more albums of original material (with Kenny Jones as drummer) and have continued to tour intermittently since.

One of my greatest regrets is not seeing a performance by The Who with Keith Moon at his peak.

keith moon by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 3, 2006

keith richards' ghost 

cocaine. aka the white lady, yiggity, yoda, etc.

We spent the weekend hanging out with keith richards' ghost.

keith richards' ghost by ollie October 24, 2004

keith lee effect 

an effect based off of a guy on tiktok named keith lee who goes to restaurants and rates the food. a lot of times this way he saves small businesses by making them known

the keith lee effect really saved my business

keith lee effect by loussmiley March 11, 2023

Keith Moon 

The baddest badass rock star of em all. Not a bad drummer either..

Driving cars into swimming pools. Blowing up hotel rooms. Walking in public naked.

Keith Moon by Derm November 24, 2003

Keith Richards 

The only man to make ozzy look amish.

Guitarist for The Rolling Stones.

The answer to any bioterrorism or disease out there.

Robin Williams: I do believe there's a cure... for whatever bioterrorism is out there, and it lies within Keith Richards.

Keith Richards by metalhead777 February 23, 2010