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KartPhonics II

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1. Mario - First son; A Brother
2. Luigi - The Asshole; A Brother
3. Peach - Whore
4. Toad - The Dealer; Shroom-man
7. Wario - The Godfather; The Daddy
8. Bowser - Daddy's pet bitch
Murder Inc - Collectively speaking, Wario, Mario and Luigi
Mob Hit - any strike against a human kart player by Mario, Luigi or Wario

1. Single Green Shell - NA
2. 3 Green Shells - A Gauntlet. The item that one can be most creative with
3. Single Red Shell - Seeker
4. 3 Red Shells(if your player is ready to take a beating) - Red Death; Red Fuck
5. Single Banana - Facial
6. Banana Strand - Golden Shower
7. Fake Present - Bomb
8. Blue Shell - #1; Major Fuck
9. Single Mushroom - Fucking Worthless
10. Unlimited Mushroom - A Bad Trip; Drunk Driving
11. Lightning - When used strategically on certain courses, The Ultimate Fuck

Road Load - On Toad's Turnpike, hitting a banana and sliding into a moving vehicle. Not as Bad as a sweet load, but just as fun to watch since a chain reaction of car crash fuck-ups can, and often do, follow.
Snow Load - On Frappe Snowland, hitting a banana and sliding into a snowman.
Bloody Facial - Yes, this one is a stretch. This occurs when 2 characters are in a virtual tie during the race, and one fires a seeker. The seeker advances forward, then backward into the face of the other kart player. Very satisfying to watch your adversary take a bloody facial
Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll set up a road load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics II bitch!
by sciflyer.25 August 27, 2014
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Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015
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KartPhonics

Term used to describe characters, items, hazards and every possible scenario in Mario Kart 64. KartPhonics was devised by phanatical Mario Kart players who would play Mario Kart 64 for hours each day, sometimes skipping college classes multiple times per week, with each person claiming to be the best Kart player in the world. Cigarettes were smoked, alcohol was consumed, heavily at times, and extreme frustration was endured by each player. It was through this frustration that the players realized over time that a new Phonics was created.

Unfortunate scenario example:
Sweet Load - Hitting a banana and sliding into a bomb. A sweet load requires precision to set up, and is very rewarding for the player that accomplishes this and F's up another character. This scenerio is the ultimate injustice for a human kart player. Perhaps the the best spot for a sweet load set up is during Koopa Troopa Beach on the ramp that leads to the shortcut thru the cave. If successful, this sweet load is truly demoralizing to the affected player.

Guantlet setup:
We call the triple green shell gift a GAUNTLET for good reason: a nice gauntlet setup can create complete havoc during a race. To set up a gauntlet, while driving, simply aim your character toward a wall or obstacle and fire away. If you want to be extra creative, fire left-right-left or vice versa for complete fucked-up fun.
Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll lay a sweet load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics bitch!
by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
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Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009
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Karthika

The most beautiful indian girl, inside and out. A one of a kind rare gem. Loves to dance and read. Most desirable and sexy. Great friend, intelligent and passionate. A overall great person.
Guy: "Is that Karthika? She's beautiful! "

Girl: "You bet!"
by annnyyymmm June 1, 2011
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Kartrashian

Someone who has gone way beyond their fifteen minutes of fame into becoming omnipresent in every corner of social media, when they became famous for something that shouldn't be bragged about, i.e., a sex tape, reality show, etc., or is a wannabe who aspires to being such by whoring themselves out (figuratively or literally) to get attention.
It can also be used in connection with movie remakes or sequels that have outlived their original entertainment value.
Jim: "How about going to the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie tonight?"
Jane: "I love Johnny, but that franchise has become too Kartrashianed for my taste! In fact, I understand that 2011 has the most sequels ever released- a total Kartrashian year!"

Sue:"Are you watching the new reality series set in Dallas?"
Anne: "Hell no! Yet another group of Kartrashians looking for some big break!"
by Olivianonymous August 23, 2011
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Kartikey

An attractive guy, who underestimates himself in social standings but in reality appears to be very outgoing and likable. Thinks no girl would like him but secretly has many girls that crush on him.

Tries to workout once in a while and has a nice body but is also a very big nerd.

Overall Kartikey is one of the best human beings alive, and anyone would be lucky to have them in there lives.
Bro1: Yo is that Kartikey over there

Bro2: Yeah

Bro1: Yoo that my boi
by whiip April 6, 2019
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