mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 17, 2019

Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Mario karted

When your winning the whole way through them on the final stretch you get bombarded and lose

Person 1"I was winning the whole way through then i got Mario karted"

Person 2"l"

by BDGrat April 16, 2022

Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.

Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021

Go-karting

When a group of grown hammered drunk men spend time getting hammered from behind

Last weekend me and my buddies went go-karting

by Masterdriver May 15, 2021