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Carnal knowledge

1) A virgin loses his virginity only through obtaining carnal knowledge

2) Guy 1: I just got my diploma!
Guy 2: Nice! What for?
Guy 1: Carnal knowledge
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020
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common knowledge

Something every living person should have, but yet Sorority Girls seem to have very little of.
Everyone knows that Mecca is the Islamic holy land, except for that Sorority Girl at work.
by Angered by a Co-Worker May 14, 2005
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carnal knowledge

you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge
by Matt March 11, 2004
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Collateral Knowledge

When one searches for answers regarding a specific subject, but ends up learning about several others in the process.
Yeah, I was just trying to find out how to pronounce "Boise", but ended up also learning about the molecular structure of a diamond lattice. Talk about collateral knowledge...
by McHammerface October 15, 2011
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common public knowledge

when something is available for everyone to see. When an item or another object isn't kept secret, but rather open to the public.
Nicole: Andy, you can't go around reading other people's text messages
Andy: Sorry. I-I-I th-thought it was common public knowledge!

or

Amy and Malory: Andy, stop creeping around our hallway
Andy: Well it's common public knowledge
by trackster9 October 27, 2009
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Knowledge Bowl

An activity consisting of three teams, each with a single buzzer. When one team thinks they know the answer they buzz in, and many times the other teams will because they react to the other team and there is no lockout system. It is known for its annoying twists and its buzzer races. It is an alternative way of playing quiz bowl.
X: Man, i love knowledge bowl so much...
Y: Dude, knowledge bowl is for NOOBs, you should play quiz bowl.
by breebot February 23, 2009
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Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011
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