guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga
by tits_mcgee1234567 August 3, 2011
Get the Joshmug. This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!
Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"
Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"
Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."
by Windex.Original. January 28, 2011
Get the Joshmug. A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi
Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi
by c_iiqnx May 11, 2018
Get the Joshmug. "Josh"
The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.
The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."
The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.
The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."
Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!
Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!
Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.
Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!
Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.
by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014
Get the Joshmug. Josh is a very unattractive gay guy who thinks he is cool but can't even get his mom to look him in the eye. He regularly throws grenades at children's hospitals for fun. Don't trust a Josh he is a backstabbing hoe.
by averycoolkid February 11, 2017
Get the Joshmug. The gayest fag that you know... he will most definetly take cock and balls in the ass. He will bend over for you in a moments notice. Josh loved penis.
I am gay, my name is Josh
by Handler 21 May 19, 2018
Get the Joshmug. by Scroatty McBoogerballs October 20, 2011
Get the Joshmug.