jofer

smart, intelligent with charisma that attracts a variety of people. basically a likeable asshole.

Robert Downey Jr., Tony Stark, Christian Bale and Bill Maher are examples of jofer personified.

guy 1: I have a Korean girlfriend. She's limber. Remind me why I'm cooler than you geeks?
guy in crowd: JOFER! <shouted with anguish and pure jealousy>

by birdiegoflyby February 26, 2009

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008

jiperdo

to place thumb in asshole, bend thumb so anchored in anus. Then rapidly twist and move hand up and down while keeping thumb in asshole.

Jiperdo or jiperdon't either way my thumb anchor is going in your asshole.

by Joe-ster November 4, 2009

Joner

Joe Jonas's boner!!!!!

HOT DAMN look at that joner!

by chickenpubes May 3, 2008

Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

Joner

A VERY happy Jonas. Joe loves to sing... a lot.

Is that a banana in you're pocket or do you have a Joner?

by jhwvfujsefguif October 14, 2008