Jonas Brothers

An openly gay band of 'brothers' that (suck each others dicks) wears tight ass jeans in hopes to get straight guys to think its 'cool'.

Foo 1 = I like jonas brothers
Foo 2 = ur gay
Foo 1 = ya

by M4KMVR January 16, 2009

Joe Jonas

The worst singer ever in the worst band ever. He sounds like a little girl when he sings.

If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.

"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"

"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"

by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009

Jonas Secrets

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.

Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.

by upyurs April 28, 2008

jonas brothers

proof that god hates the human race

god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers

by 666hater666 May 29, 2009

frankie jonas

the youngest brother to the Jonas Brothers; the Jonas Bonus. the MAN. A studmuffin and not to mention in the process of becoming as attractive as his brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.

Frankie Jonas is pro at getting attention from older girls from his adorableness.

by pineapplegrl080 January 2, 2008