pulling a johnny

to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.
dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
by elfonzolera July 11, 2010
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Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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johnny package

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."
Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.
by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006
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johnny cash

you know johnny cash? yeah he was the one who started it all
by bfofo July 5, 2006
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Johnny pump

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.
1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.
by flyoffacliff August 10, 2012
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Johnny Christ

A gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the bassist for Avenged Sevenfold.
OH NO, WHERE'S JOHNNY CHRIST? EVERYONE, CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES!
by herpaderpa~ February 26, 2011
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