Jonesing

Talking more than you should. "Politicking." Macking on a girl.

"Are you still jonesing on the phone with this b*tch?"

by ElleChelleSky March 31, 2024

Jonesing it

Jelqing while eating food

I was jonesing it last night man, shit was crazy!!!

by dreJ_ April 11, 2024

joesing

When someone wants something really bizarre so they start acting irrationality .

Nate was joesing hard for these drugs before the party.

by DecentDeason June 16, 2024

Jonesie

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)

When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.

by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024

Jonesing

When bitcoin’s price rockets up by $1,000, and Tom Jones graces the moment with “What’s New Pussycat?” echoing through your mental sound system. It’s not just a pump; it’s a full-on Jones-fueled celebration. Side effects include excessive “Whoa, whoa, whoa-ing” and bullish dancing.

Bitcoin is jonesing up forever, Laura.

by 1btc1.com November 30, 2024

Jodeling

Tugging your tink over some hot blonde yodelers

Yo Reed, where’s Kyle at? Oh you know man, he’s at home jodeling over that sweet dual monitor setup.

by Francis H. February 6, 2026

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008