Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:
girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.
guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.
guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 29, 2011
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Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
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Get the johny bong mug.A beautiful girl who has dumb moments and loves herself no matter what. A girl who love both genders and not be shy about it
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