A euphemism for rich people that boils down to "aristocrat with a business"
Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.
Newspeak for an an old belief.
Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.
Newspeak for an an old belief.
We shouldn't tax the job creators of America, because they are industrious people and earned that money because of their virtues, and not because people actually bought their goods and services!
by IrishBarbarian August 5, 2011
Get the Job Creator mug.A fantasy-like convention at which many corporations recruit employees by manning a company exhibit booth, accepting resumes and answering questions from applicants. Often, the corporate representatives are physically attractive young people from HR.
Engineer Joe: At the job fair, I gave a neon green resume to a cute gal in a miniskirt at the IBM booth who was giving away mini rapid prototypes and free lattes. Do you think they'll want to interview me?
Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!
Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!
by Lumberger July 31, 2009
Get the job fair mug.1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.
2: A person that chronically complains about work
2: A person that chronically complains about work
I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.
by BynoT August 4, 2010
Get the job talker mug.by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011
Get the Job Jobbed mug.Somebody who works and complains about others who don't. A job snob will generally argue that non workers take all their taxes or that they are too lazy to find work, while failing to realise the current economy and lack of jobs.
Worker: "Why don't you just get a job instead of being lazy?"
Non worker: "I'm looking for work, but I can't find any, stop being such a job snob!"
Non worker: "I'm looking for work, but I can't find any, stop being such a job snob!"
by Dean palfreman July 5, 2014
Get the Job snob mug."It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009
by slumdog January 27, 2009
Get the job blocker mug.A Job 2.0 is a job that allows you to have freedom from traditional work schedules and locations. Usually (but not necessarily) something that takes place on the internet and can be done from most anywhere.
"Hey it's Wednesday afternoon, want to meet me at the pool for a few drinks."
"Sure, thanks to my Job 2.0 as a freelance writer, I have the flexibility to join you!"
Or in more extreme scenarios:
"Hey I was thinking it would be fun to spend a few months in Asia.. want to join?"
"That sounds like a blast! Thanks to my Job 2.0 as a (programmer | graphic designer | street performer | internet mogul) I can live anywhere. Let's do it!"
"Sure, thanks to my Job 2.0 as a freelance writer, I have the flexibility to join you!"
Or in more extreme scenarios:
"Hey I was thinking it would be fun to spend a few months in Asia.. want to join?"
"That sounds like a blast! Thanks to my Job 2.0 as a (programmer | graphic designer | street performer | internet mogul) I can live anywhere. Let's do it!"
by Elephant Tamer May 15, 2014
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