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Job Creator

A euphemism for rich people that boils down to "aristocrat with a business"

Stems from the pre-Enlightenment fantasies of teabaggers and other randroids that taxing the rich will somehow hurt the economy under the fallacious belief that rich people actually create jobs.

Newspeak for an an old belief.
We shouldn't tax the job creators of America, because they are industrious people and earned that money because of their virtues, and not because people actually bought their goods and services!
by IrishBarbarian August 5, 2011
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job fair

A fantasy-like convention at which many corporations recruit employees by manning a company exhibit booth, accepting resumes and answering questions from applicants. Often, the corporate representatives are physically attractive young people from HR.
Engineer Joe: At the job fair, I gave a neon green resume to a cute gal in a miniskirt at the IBM booth who was giving away mini rapid prototypes and free lattes. Do you think they'll want to interview me?

Engineer Steve: Ha! IBM would never stoop to gimmicky tactics to recruit engineers! Good luck you fool!
by Lumberger July 31, 2009
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job talker

1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.

2: A person that chronically complains about work
I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.
by BynoT August 4, 2010
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Job Jobbed

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job
Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed
by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011
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Job snob

Somebody who works and complains about others who don't. A job snob will generally argue that non workers take all their taxes or that they are too lazy to find work, while failing to realise the current economy and lack of jobs.
Worker: "Why don't you just get a job instead of being lazy?"

Non worker: "I'm looking for work, but I can't find any, stop being such a job snob!"
by Dean palfreman July 5, 2014
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job blocker

a tattoo visible while wearing business attire, especially a tattoo on the neck
"It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009
by slumdog January 27, 2009
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job 2.0

A Job 2.0 is a job that allows you to have freedom from traditional work schedules and locations. Usually (but not necessarily) something that takes place on the internet and can be done from most anywhere.
"Hey it's Wednesday afternoon, want to meet me at the pool for a few drinks."
"Sure, thanks to my Job 2.0 as a freelance writer, I have the flexibility to join you!"

Or in more extreme scenarios:

"Hey I was thinking it would be fun to spend a few months in Asia.. want to join?"
"That sounds like a blast! Thanks to my Job 2.0 as a (programmer | graphic designer | street performer | internet mogul) I can live anywhere. Let's do it!"
by Elephant Tamer May 15, 2014
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