Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 15, 2025

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 04, 2023

jizzie

when one is fresh, or swaggy

Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.

by jizzie master May 08, 2021

Jizzie

The Ship name of YouTubers LDShadowLady (Lizzie) and SmallishBeans (Joel ) :)

“ Oh, your a Jeremy and a Shadow Cadet? You must ship Jizzie! “

by flowers4jizzie August 10, 2022

Jizzie

Australian slang for a root beer float.

Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?

by Chicken Wanker April 08, 2021

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 07, 2022

Fizzy Jizzy

When you put a Mentos in a bottle of Coke and put it up your arse hole

Bro, I had a Fizzy Jizzy last night

by analdestroyer3648 March 01, 2021