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Al Jourgensen

Born 1958, a musician known best perhaps for forming the legendary Chicago Industrial Metal act Ministry, as well as writing most (if not all) of the music and being the only consistant member throughout the band's 27-year history. Jourgensen is also in charge of other bands such as 1000 Homo DJs, Revolting Cocks (often shortened as "RevCo") and Lard with former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

Jourgensen is a noted hater of the Bush family, his favorite targets being former presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, with several of Ministry's songs being critical of the way they've run the country.
I really hope Al Jourgensen organizes a Ministry reunion tour in the future.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011
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journalism

the art of making up a story with something that sounds like a premise but isn't, and then spending the entire time writing about how your unfounded premise would play out, if it had any basis
Boy, those Gawker folks are awfully good at journalism.
by Arglebargleglopfropf January 28, 2009
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journical

An academic article or paper, often found in a peer-reviewed journal.
My desk is covered in journicals - it's exam time.
by smacp June 18, 2009
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rock journalist

one who meets with punk musicians to interview them for a zine before a concert, rocks out and headbang during the concert, parties with the musicians after the show, then retiring to a quiet room or greyhound bus to write a review and write down the interview transcript word-for-word; one who suffers the worst case of rock hangover than anyone else in the scene.
Groupie 1: Hey, why is that girl over there taking notes?
Groupie 2: 'Cause she's a ROCK journalist, duh!
by Doodle Zahgalson October 9, 2006
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Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com
Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.
by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004
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Journey to the West

When a Chinese person gets into a romantic relationship with an Indian person.

In reference to the Chinese tale about a monk and his companions who travel towards India.
“Oh look! Jay Zhou is getting married with Priyanka Chopra. Looks like Jay has made his Journey to the West!”

“I haven’t seen my friend Kevin Wu for a while now. He’s been going out with this Indian girl lately. I guess you could say he’s been going on a Journey to the West.”
by CarlZha May 19, 2019
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Hot Journal

1:Noun- Hot Journal- is the term used when an axle bearing overheats on a piece of railway rolling stock.12 The term is derived from the journal-bearing trucks used before the mid 20th century.
2: adj- The act of any qualified person(s)defecating on the chest of a person from the opposite sex while on under or between rolling equipment.
(Not to pass a Stop block signal(see Hot Hot K-card))
1- The Console operator observed the Hot journal and notified the proper authorities of the Equipments defect

2- After a stressful day the train dispatcher proceeded to furnish a hot journal on a non revenue passenger carrying train for any co-worker that was up for the thrill
by {}KRB February 17, 2010
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