Jappy-jewel 

Jappy-jewel - When you are having a poo and your japside is exposed and you crouch down with your head and lick the tip of your penis.

Bro I like doing the jappy-jewel whenever i'm having a poo.

Jappy-jewel by JapsterLaw August 6, 2020

kurapikas_jewel 

My favorite mutual of all time. ilysm. Super funny and cute, best human on this planet. 10/10 would recommend hanging out with

some idiot idk: who’s the hottest and seggciest person ever?
me: obviously kurapikas_jewel, you should know that 🙁

kurapikas_jewel by uvosdrinkingbuddy March 16, 2021

brown jewel 

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

brown jewel by Meribald July 9, 2021

brown jewel 

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

brown jewel by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Stool Jewel 

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

Stool Jewel by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

Jungle Jewel 

A jewel osco typically in an area with a high black population

That jungle jewel was so ghetto

Jungle Jewel by Dears Eric October 17, 2023

Crown Jewel 

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

Crown Jewel by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024