jeremy meeks

A convicted felon that is said to have the sexiest mug shot of all time. From his chizeled cheek bones to dreamy blue eyes, girls have no choice but to fall in love.

Michelle: OMG! Did you see this guy Jeremy Meeks?!

Stephanie: Yessss! I'm saving up for his bail right now!

Guy #1: Yo, this dude Jeremy Meeks getting mad love.

Guy #2: True, no homo though, he's some good looking nigga.

by 77baller14 June 24, 2014

Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Jeremiah fisher

Literally insane hottie love him

Jeremiah fisher is sooo hot

by Jeremiahfisher5 November 10, 2022

Jeremy Jizz Dog

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.

dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.

by B Koch February 8, 2008

Jeremy Sumpter

The young actor who made his first huge hit in the movie Frailty, but has become more popular with his most recent film, Peter Pan. Definitely completely hot for a kid.

"That Jeremy Sumper is sure one sexy mother trucker."

by baseball_rox_my_world April 12, 2004

Jerell

Hes honestly so amazing. He always seems to be joyful, even in times of trouble. He loves his friends with ALL of his heart, and would gladly expect the same. He has a chill sense of style, and will tell you pretty much anything. Jerell has a lot of love and a lotta courage, Hes wonderful in almost every way you can think of.

Last time i spoke to Jerell, he was TRIPPIN.

by niliesss December 27, 2018

Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009