Jason is a really annoying excuse of a brother. He will try to be cool by singing songs in the shower but we all know he can't sing. His best impression of any pop singer is that of a dying cow. Not only that, but he makes random french jokes and can't be roasted because he's too dumb to understand the roast and just laughs it off. You think that he will mature, but he never does.
Hey, isn't that Jason?
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
by LegitimatelyABruhMoment June 13, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason’s are sweet at first, they pull you in with their seemingly sexy appearances. They pretend to love you and being a part of your life but if you look deeper there’s only darkness, emptiness, a deep gray soul with nothing in its eyes. He’ll manipulate you and tear you down til all that’s left is smashed dreams of your future. He will break you and you will never. Ever. Be brave enough to love again. He loves cash more than he’ll ever love you. Sister or brother, back away because in the wise words of lady Gaga “it ain’t about the money money” but Jason will always think it is.
“Jason left me for his mistress”
“Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
“Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
by Wrenrose April 20, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. He is a kind hearted person who has been a great friend to me and also he is so shy and brave at the same time. He also has this crush on this girl.
by Zizi thunderbolt May 14, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a nerd but everyone loves him anyway. he won't believe it if he was told but everyone knows it's true.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.
by #SirenOtis May 3, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.
have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
by qu October 9, 2005
Get the the jasonmug.