jacob

jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
by skrskr225 May 8, 2022
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Jacobness

An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.
by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018
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The Jacob

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!
by BLAM! November 5, 2004
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Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
by schizophremadness March 1, 2018
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Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon
Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob
by Jablimpy February 7, 2022
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Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
wow is that Jacob eating cats
by iynez February 12, 2020
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Jacob

A dumb mother Fucker who has a temper as big as his dick
by sharp_bish November 29, 2021
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