Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

by Matt July 26, 2003

judge judy

A sexual maneuver accomplished by a man eating applesauce, then blowing it into a woman's anus, then sucking the anus for the applesauce, and then into the woman's vagina.

I pulled quite a Judge Judy on her!

by Flappy March 14, 2005

activist judge

Judges who invent laws that are against the constitution. They often falsy associate them selves with the judges whose constitutionaly grounded rulings brought down segregation.

Dispite the wishes of most Americans activist judges will decide what marriage is.

by Colin Keesee January 28, 2005

Nudge the Judge

To engage in vigorous sexual activity.

Sorry I'm late dude, I had to Nudge the Judge with my lady.

by Jonathan87 April 10, 2004

father judge

a large amount of homos who have never felt a vagina and love dicks in their ass.

timmy-“hey mark don’t you go to father judge?”
mark-“ i sure do i’m a gay bitch that loves dick.”

by judgesucksdick September 6, 2021

Biased Judge

When two or more attractive girls pal around with an unattractive girl. The attractive girls all receive high marks on the attractiveness scale (8-10), whereas the unattractive girl does not (no more than a 4), making her the Biased Judge: the individual who brings down the composite score of the group.

Dan: "Check out the pack of hotties. Nines, at least."
Brian: "Yeah, but they're hiding a Biased Judge at the center."
Dan: "WOAH, good call, what an average killer."

by CMcD April 3, 2009

judge rules

when you want someone to do something.

person 1. Down that beer
person2. Naaa aint happening
person 1. Judge rules!!

then anyone apart from the person who said JUDGE RULES can say JUDGE RULES YES or JUDGE RULES NO.
saying JUDGE RULES YES before anyone says JUDGES RULES NO means they HAVE to do it. Reverse if JUDGE RULES NO is said before JUDGE RULES YES. Judge rules cant be undone either!

by MMitchell December 30, 2006