Jp Media

An insanely handsome man whos a very talented photographer and gets all the bitches

Man, Jp Media stole my girlfriend

by Manwhospeaksonlytruths27 February 24, 2025

JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.

"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"

by Debleb January 16, 2021

JP

JP is a beatiful boy usally with dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be loved him self. Once you see a JP you can't help but smile. JP's are also very attractive and stylish

Wow who's that guy over their?

Ohh that a JP

by All Nippon 833 April 11, 2021

jp

abbreviation for Jamaican patty. god-tier school lunch food item. may cause acid reflux for the rest of the day, but it's very worth it.

me: "yo whats for lunch?"
friend: "they got nuggies and jp's."
me: "lets go"

by skeggerton October 23, 2022

JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

JPS

It means juicy pussy syndrome

Damn that girl got some serious JPS!

by Reagen almerbee October 4, 2023

Dirty JP

Make the dirty sex tape ever made with a England boy and a Colombia girl

Best thing to watch

Others nationality are cool but this one is the best mix ever.
Just think about it !!!

We bang like in a dirty jp. Was amazing

by Irish 222222 September 6, 2021