The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

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joesph stalin

leader of the ussr after lenins death. communist true commie. kinda like Jeremy Corbyn but bigger balls and not gay
best man ever

A = im finna shoot u in the name of the ussr
B = LONG LIVE JOESPH STALIN

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Johnny Joestar

A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.

Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.

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Joe's ass

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018

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st. joe's prep

st. joe's prep

A private all boys school located in a getto in North Philadelphia. It is known by everyone as THE PREP. Its the only high school in the world where the older and uglier your clothes are the cooler you are. We win erything from football to forensics to bolling and basketball to mock trial. Theres nothing we dont excell in. Every Prep guy bleeds Prep pride and is always cheering the loudest at the end of any dance, prom or mixer. Only school that has mixers with a 3-1 girl to guy ratio. You can always heer our loud obnoxious cheers at any PREP event, and every spectator is always wearing his PREP gear. ITS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH. LaSalle wants to be just like it but knows it can never live up to THE PREP's glory.

THE PREP, St. Joseph's Preparatory School - theirs nothing else like it!

by Mike April 19, 2005

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St. Joe's Prep

The owners of the factories and businesses where all the other guys from other high schools like Lasalle, Roman, Bonner, and most notably Ohara will be working for the rest of their God forsaken lives.

Ohara kid "Dude i cant belive i work for a Prep kid"
Prep kid "If you dont shut your mouth, you are going back on welfare"
Ohara kid "Im your bitch"

by I like it up the butt cause i go to prep apparently April 10, 2005

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