Jock

A Scotsman - not to be confused with the ape-like creatures from America

Those Jocks up north...they are ruddy intolerable...

Jock by Darkstar92 February 11, 2013

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Jarrod Kilburn Is A Gay Flamer Who Spikes His Hair Like Goku From DBZ into the Sky and Is A Wigger

Really Really Really Gay

jock by GurBur January 6, 2005

Jock

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).

"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"

"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."

Jock by Kristy December 10, 2003

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Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.

Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.

jock by Turtle May 31, 2003

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(verb) : to copy

that chick is jocking my style.

jock by yr mom. August 21, 2008

jock

being irritated with some-one; a guys crotch

Hey man!Get away from me, just get off my jock will ya!

jock by lizyrrd May 15, 2003

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Jocks do get all the attention and the girls and all that stuff. Not all jocks are stupid. I know a jock that back in 6th grade in his Reading class they read Shakesphere and he was in advanced English and his math class was Pre-Algebra which is and 8th grade course.

Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.

A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.

Teacher:Ok class I will be taking music requets today and I'll play the song on the computer.

Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice

Jocks:NO! Rap is better

Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out

Jocks:Make fun of nerd

Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd

Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject

And it goes on

jock by How bout now? April 4, 2008