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JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"
We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids
by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024
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JFK

JFK Can mean just fucking kidding , just fucking killing , just fucking know
Just fucking know -
parents: what do you think that

You: I just fucking know he's there

Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring

Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?

You: just jfk

Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?

You: Jeff

Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?

You: no your going to die!!!!

*evil laugher and screams gunshot*

You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in

Friend: fine

Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
by .Lilcat. August 6, 2017
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JFK

"yo what if JFK wasn't shot, and his head just did that"
by Lugia98075 October 12, 2018
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Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush
Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk
by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021
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JFK

OH SHIT MAN I'M JFK
by JFKLOL January 27, 2015
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JFK some loser

when someone snipes someone in the head, often in a shooter game of sorts like COD, Fortnite, etc
I JUST JFK SOME LOSER LMFAO THIS GUY SUCKS BUTT
by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023
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JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.
“You getting a big haircut?”
Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 28, 2022
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