Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

Jet Move

Doing something utterly moronic, just when your team needs you the most.

Dustin Keller running out of bounds before getting to the first down marker is a Jet Move.

by Joe Farco September 19, 2010

Short Jetting

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

by 725EC January 23, 2010

Jet Ass

An uncontrollable case of diarrhea that just cannot be held in.

George got a bad case of jet ass after drinking too much prune juice.

by itsmeagainforjetasssame September 10, 2012

Water Jet

Basically, the Water Jet is when a girl fills her mouth with hot water and gives her man a blowjob. While blowing, she garlges and swishes the water around in her mouth, giving the effect of a water jet in a hot tub. This move was first described by the Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Keidas in his autobiography "Scar Tissue", but was never given a proper name. So for lack of a better name, Water Jet it is.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a water jet last night. She blew so hard it felt like I was pressing my dick against a real water jet. I bet if you ask nicely, I bet your girl will give you one too.

by thatsrightimurdaddy February 6, 2009

jet set

a group of wealthy people who travel from place to place regularly

Here come the jet set. Pretend you don't notice.

by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2009

Jet Black

One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.

Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.

After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011