Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.
by Itzyoboibigdick November 27, 2018
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Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
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The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.
Lily: who do u love
Emma: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
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Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"
by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019
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Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy
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Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
by DoggoSacrilege December 13, 2019
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