jlo

famous puerto rican singer. heard often on mtv and vh1.

Jlo is on tv mommy! She is singing a song!

by jay low's #1 fan (and kobe bryant's April 17, 2005

jlo

(v.) A term used by cosmetic surgeons to describe the enlargement of a woman's ass or breasts.

The doctors' attempt to jlo Britney's tits will take place at exactly 9:00AM tomorrow.

by MrMcjob December 13, 2003

jlo

1)A person having no talent but still gave head to get ahead in life
2)A person who is "not a ho" she just love the cock

1)Jlo sure cant sing but shes got one fat ass which muffles out her horrible voice
2)Im not a ho im a woman

by Tical January 27, 2004

jlong yell

Yell of frustration generated by males due to an inability to generate an erection or to please their female partners. Said to have origins in North Atlanta perversion of the word slong. Can also refer to a cry of frustration generated by the female from an inadequete partner.

What was that noise?

Sounded like a jlong yell.

I feel sorry for that guys partner.

by kamerooroo April 15, 2010

jlotting

Acting just like old times, essentially re-enacting a memory

We're jlotting here tonight.

by ocdaboutgrammer June 2, 2015

jlonnie

Jlonnie a sweet caring person for others can be rude and can get annoyed really fast can get there periods really fast at age 9-11

Jlonnies are really pretty

by Lifie May 22, 2018

jlord

A Simp

Woooow your being a jlord

by Non simp May 6, 2020