Bacon

Not even that fucking good

"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"

by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019

bacon

The Chuck Norris of food. It is usually just strips of fatty pork meat (sometimes turkey) that you cook and then shove, all at once, into your mouth. It's like meaty freakin' heaven.

Bacon is only delicious when it's cooked well, but just a TINY LITTLE BIT crispy. Any crispier and it'll feel like you're crunching rocks or something.

by HGF88 November 17, 2013

bacon

Bacon is a word used to describe an ravishingly intreging smell, to here "you smell like bacon" is a truly special event, one that should be glorified and you should be honered.

"christa you smell of bacon" said alex
"what" said christa
"grrr i love it" said alex

by Alex Harrison December 3, 2006

bacon

Something that sounds really good to eat.

An object normally not edible, that would taste good if it could be eaten.

Steve: 'Hey, you want to grab some Taco Bell?'
Louis: 'Sounds bacon to me.'

John: 'Damn dude, did you see that sweet Porsche back there? That was pretty damn bacon.'
Bill: 'I know, I'd love to have one of those.'

by onethousandshards August 27, 2009

bacon

Term used for police also known as pigs(bacon comes from pigs)

Oh snapz! Here come the bacon

by Ya-GUH-ARIELLE May 30, 2006

Baconator

"Baconator" refers to somebody who has curly or wavy red hair. Usually a dark red/brownish shade. This hair style is referred to as "Baconator" because it resembles bacon. It in no way relates to Wendy's Baconator burger.

Person 1: Whats up, Baconator?
Person 2: Um... whats that supposed to mean?
Person 1: Your hair looks like bacon. Baconator.

by 50640 May 25, 2010

bacon

cops, johnny law, po-po, and many other nick names

look at that bacon over there camping in the dark corner waiting for speeders, he's just as bad as those fags on COD:MW2

by wild man 0023 August 2, 2010