Iowa State University

Once a good University for science, again, and engineering, now has become an overcrowded college that sees you as more of a number than a person. But hey, tuition is dirt cheap and beer flows along Welch

Man I got in to iowa state University ! Go tornado bird things!

by Surferdude716 April 27, 2016

Iowa City

Southeastern Iowa town home to the University of Iowa (which has the dubious distinction of being one of the top party schools in the nation, which translates to drunken assholes falling all over each other and vomiting), rich girls from Chicago who fake bake until they glow orange, and alcoholism. Your first three years in Iowa City will be spent partying until you drink so much you start having DTs in class, and then you will drop out and start working at Procter and Gamble. After you realize that Iowa City is nothing but a really fun college town, and every asshole is the same, you will start running away (only to run into Cedar Rapids which is shittier and smells like oats).

You can look forward to football traffic in the fall along with drunken assholes who commit every campus crime in the book. The first snow never gets plowed off of the road and since salt doesn't work in -40 degrees, they don't bother laying it.

Snobby artsy emo types, spoiled Chicagoans and douchey jocks with beer bellies welcome.

Amid the bars in the ped mall (in downtown Iowa City), after ISU/Iowa game:

UI Student: Hawkeyes rule!
ISU Student: No way, Clones rule!
UI mob: Fuck you, asshole! ::drunkenly beats the everloving shit out of ISU student::

by IhateIC May 20, 2009

Iowa roundabout

Sharing a sweet corn cob between two buttholes.

John and Jimmy did an Iowa roundabout in the field last night.

by plscrwnyguy August 10, 2017

iowa fly catcher

The act of grabbing a penis in a swift grabbing motion, then starting a hand job and upon climax, throwing the semen onto the chest of the poor unsuspecting male.

Michele was giving me the best Iowa fly catcher till she threw my nut back on me like a crazy bitch.

by Justajoker October 5, 2019

Iowa Pipeline

A derivative of the Alaskan Pipeline wherein the feces is characterized by high corn content.

Nothing satisfies the anus like an Iowa Pipeline. It's all good times until shit starts to melt.

by snoobler November 25, 2009

Iowa Peace Sign

A popular hand-shape meaning, universally, peace. While more accurately started as a V for Victory by Sir Winston Churchill, it is now also the symbol of friendship or joking among some exchange student circles in Belgium.

1. Upon seeing each other on their way to class, two girls exchange the Iowa Peace Sign.

2. To show that the insult was sarcastic, one flashes the Iowa Peace Sign.

3. To distinguish oneself as an exchange student in photos or group photos, flash the Iowa Peace Sign.

by weshareinitials April 16, 2011

Iowa City

A gay place to go to get drunk. Really the only reason to go there is so you can get into the bars. If you are a girl however, you will get raped. There is no question. The fucking dirty ass people of Iowa City are only good for fucking girls who dont want to be fucked. Try finding your way around too, you will get lost, because the layout of the entire city is just shit.

"lets go to iowa city to get drunk!"
"hell no you will get raped!"
"o thats true"

by fuckinawesomeperson March 26, 2009