Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.

Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.

by Blind Angel August 30, 2012

May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

pizza party incident

A group of furries at a furcon decided to cum on a pizza and eat it

We don’t talk about the Pizza Party Incident

by Kagetatsu March 20, 2023

The Illinois Incident

we don't talk about it

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)

by whatdahael February 6, 2023

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

the shit incident

once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all

A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house

"do you guys remember the shit incident?"

"kohane was so wrong for that.."

by maki!! February 11, 2023