bitch ketchup

The blood and lady bits that a woman excretes during her period.
Urggggh, your bitch ketchup's got lumps in it!
by Nathdogg July 19, 2004
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ketchup bottle

In giving a hand job, when someone has one hand around your penis while their other hand is smacking your pecker head like beating a ketchup bottle when pouring.
"She was beating my dick off last night and then did the ketchup bottle move before I finished!"
by D. Bittick June 15, 2007
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computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.
Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.
by SMD October 18, 2004
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vagina ketchup

a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period
When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.
by MasterBaete March 05, 2008
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The Ketchup Song

The dull, monotonous sound produced by the wife for about one week every month when she's "got the painters in"...
I'm going down the pub - Barrymore's got his mates round for a pool party, and to make it worse the wife's singing the ketchup song!
by coughing_blood December 25, 2003
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Ketchup packet

A ketchup packet is girl code for if a girl (or biological female) is on their period.
Girl: *gasps and looks scared*
Guy friend: what's wrong?
Girl : shakes her head no*
Female friend: *gasps* ketchup packet..?
Girl: nods
by TransB!tch February 17, 2020
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Ass Ketchup

When you shart, and and the blood from your cancer and/or rectal infection turns the poopy soup into a tomato flavored red paste, like ketchup.

Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Chaz- *farts nastily with much gusto* "Aww man, I think I just made ass ketchup... Darn cancer/taco bell."

Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."

Richard- "My name is long for dick."
by PicnicTimeMotherFUCKER May 20, 2010
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