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tow shit

a shit of the necessary weight and/or volume to require towing the plumbing out of a structure because its exceeds effective weight flushing capacity.
Damn, that is a huge tow shit, lets call the tow truck.
by racsat April 11, 2010
mugGet the tow shitmug.

Tow Rope

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.
My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope
by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019
mugGet the Tow Ropemug.

Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn
Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?
by Masticspastic April 22, 2023
mugGet the Towe gamemug.

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
mugGet the Alabama tow motormug.

Tow Tips

When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta
Tow tips of waves are...
by تحفيظ October 11, 2020
mugGet the Tow Tipsmug.

Tow-baller

A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.
Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"

Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"
by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024
mugGet the Tow-ballermug.

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015
mugGet the Tow Truckedmug.

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