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ice cream sesh

a ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur mates and eat ice cream while listening to sad music and talk about what’s happening in live and u usually do this at night. me and my mates eat ice cream and listen to xxxtentacion and talk about our guy problems and spill tea and we usually cry at bit and make our bed or couch really comfortable and put pillows and blankets down and after awhile u turn the music off and watch tv and it’s the best thing to do with mates.

me and a mate made this up and love it
depressed mate: hey wanna have a ice cream sesh?
mate: yea sure, come over to mine for the night?
depressed mate: yea i’ll bring the ice cream

mate: sweet i’ll make the bed really comfortable and i’ll put the music on
depressed mate: sweet
by mad.hoe January 13, 2020
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Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011
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Hookers and Ice Cream

1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.

2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park
1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!

2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.
by Ann Frank February 19, 2009
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Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream
by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016
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Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.
Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.
by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012
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vaginal ice cream

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish
my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead
by kisameassa July 10, 2007
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Ice cream antisocial

A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.
Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.
by Motocrossgreg July 25, 2010
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