A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
by camvant August 16, 2016
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Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.
Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.
Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
by DCH_23 May 16, 2018
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Itching and burning, itching and burning. Stanky fishy, stanky fishy, stanky fishy. I got STD. They make my coochie hurt.
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Damn, I knew I should have waxed instead of shaving! Now this bitch itch is going to drive me nuts all day!
by Kablooper October 22, 2009
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Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money
When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.
It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money
When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.
It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008
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