When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.
"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"
"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020
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These people usualy have internet girlfriends or internet boyfriends and lack socialising in the *real world*
also known to partake in internet roleplay games
These people usualy have internet girlfriends or internet boyfriends and lack socialising in the *real world*
also known to partake in internet roleplay games
by fran xox August 6, 2004
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A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.
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what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 19, 2009
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1. Hey were's Jane tonight?
Oh she didn't want to leave her internest.
2. Tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.
Oh she didn't want to leave her internest.
2. Tom knew that eating pizza in his internest was a bad idea, but it was just too warm and snuggly.
by angrywhiteflag November 9, 2009
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I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.
by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009
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1. Doing internal screaming can happen when you see something extremely cringeworthy
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream
2. The lesson was so fucking boring that i had to internally scream
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