Sexual Intercourse

Sexual intercourse is a process where two people pick out their least favorite things about themselves and force them onto a helpless unborn child.

If your parents really loved you they wouldn't have engaged in sexual intercourse.

by DevRam July 27, 2016

Sexual Intercourse

When a naked man inserts his penis into a naked women's vagina. The man thrusts deeply and the women makes groaning noises until the man's penis becomes erect and exrets a white liquid called semen.

We had sexual intercourse last night and I went so deep.

by Coral numbers January 27, 2017

Canine Intercourse

To fuck off at work!And working just enough not to get rode, by your boss.

Hey dude! How was work to day? You know I was just having canine intercourse.

by Mexican Cobra April 2, 2008

shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

Mac Intercourse

The act of Bluetooth fornacation between two or mor Mac laptops to "swap" data.

"Heh Bob, do you use protection during Mac Intercourse?"
"Na, I pretty much just fornacate anyones network to get my data"
"Heh thats how you spread virusus!"
"Eh stop being such a fucking PC!"

by R. Sepulveda June 23, 2009

Dexual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having dexual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 1, 2008

sexual intercourse

it is called sex people sex not sexual intercourse

last night i put my dick in her vagingin that is sex or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE as you called it

by rasadas April 13, 2008