The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana
Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
by zachwarhawk January 30, 2011
Somewhat like Godwin's Law, but instead refers to the fact that every popular YouTube video, no matter what it's about, will have at least one comment about Justin Bieber.
*Video of a talking cat advert from a few years ago*
Comment by:I_r_smurt:
OMG dis is sooooo fake!!! if u mad dis u r Justin Bieber's Boyfreind.
Me: I hate Bieber's Law so much...
Comment by:I_r_smurt:
OMG dis is sooooo fake!!! if u mad dis u r Justin Bieber's Boyfreind.
Me: I hate Bieber's Law so much...
by Roozler92 May 13, 2011
The tendency for Learning Algorithms or A.I. to become racist as more information about BIPOC is encountered. The name is derived from the Twitter BOT Tay whos' learning algorithm was introduced to wrongthink by the hacker known as four chan.
It has been brought to our attention that the A.I. has used some derogatory terms and offensive images. This was a consequence of the automated data collection procedure that, when encountering BIPOC, lead to the phenomenon of Tay's Law.
by LacksMelatonin August 03, 2020
An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
by publicdefender November 17, 2016
The Gaga Law is also known as the formula for Bad Romance, named after the noted musician and mathematician Lady Gaga.
by Aiho January 06, 2010
The subjective notion that the number of available gay men for dating in another city, state or country is greater than the pool of available gay men in that person's location.
Karsh: "I just found a cute guy in Outer Mongolia!"
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
by Karsh and Dre August 10, 2007
Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
by espook April 18, 2015