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I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
by MathPlus February 21, 2021
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i said no i said woah

SWALLOW FISH REMIND YOU OF A i said no i said woah
by Jungkook's Undies January 7, 2021
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I love you, I guess

She is just agreeing with you and doesn't really like you. You need to give her some space and be more there for her than usual. She might be angry and just might wanna be alone. Leave her alone and come back when it is time and feels right. You'll know it when you see it.
Him, "Love you babe ♥♥"
Her, "I love you, I guess"
Him, "What's wrong?"
Her, "It's uh nothing well I have feelings for someone else. I don't want you no more."
by Rikki Sentori December 13, 2022
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I told you I was hardcore

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.
Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.
by Wishful Thinker April 8, 2004
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I know what I know

..said when someone prefers their own definition after being given credible evidence to the contrary.
"Don't you try to tell me what that means, I know what I know!"
by CryptoFaz April 12, 2022
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I believe I can fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.
Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!
by supersamseventyseven May 9, 2009
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I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?
by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008
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