while you are looking up one simple video to clarify a question or information, five minutes later you find yourself looking at something completely unrelated by clicking on the related video bar located on the right side of the screen. this results in forgetting what you wanted to look up in the first place.
"what are the top 10 george romero films?"
(five minutes later)
"how am i watching a lion adopting an antelope right now?!?!"
"curse you youtube hypnosis"
(five minutes later)
"how am i watching a lion adopting an antelope right now?!?!"
"curse you youtube hypnosis"
by camhaef July 7, 2011
Get the youtube hypnosis mug.Hip-a-crat, a synonym for Democrat, it is the merging of the words hypocrite and democrat used to illustrate the democrats, especially liberal democrats propensity to engage in hypocrisy.
When Barry obama declared the US economy to be fundamentally sound last week, he must of forgot about his ridiculing of Sen. John McCain for saying the same thing a few months earlier, geez, what a hypocrat!
by coontruth March 17, 2009
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noun. One who suffers from hyposmirkia, a psychological disorder which causes hallucinations of crooked smiles on the faces of other people.
by spoon sam January 15, 2005
Get the hyposmirkiac mug.Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.
Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?
by chudster85 November 9, 2020
Get the hypostupical question mug.“Libby’s at the nurses office again. She needs ice for an invisible red dot on her finger” “She’s such a hyposchooliac”
by Donna.chang February 15, 2022
Get the Hyposchooliac mug.Combination of hypocrite and teacher. One of the worst kinds of teachers, they like to rag on students for bad habits or mistakes, but then they make those same mistakes infront of the class. Upon their mistake being pointed out in front of the entire class, they will flip out, go on long rants about respect, and usually make the one who pointed out their mistake pay.
Fred: My new Biology teacher is amazing. He is the best.
George: Lucky, I got stuck with a hypocreacher. She is the worst
Teacher: Now remember class, a lot is spelt as two words. Some of you have been making the mistake of spelling it as one word. (mistakenly writes "alot" on the board)
Student 1:(obvisiously confused) Excuse me, didn't you say a lot is spelt as two words.
Student 2: Yeah!, you just got done telling us that.
(teacher looks at board, realizes the mistake)
Teacher:(angrily) It isn't nice to correct at teacher, it is disrespectful.......
Teacher: Now you two, you both have to write a 400 page essay on respect
George: Lucky, I got stuck with a hypocreacher. She is the worst
Teacher: Now remember class, a lot is spelt as two words. Some of you have been making the mistake of spelling it as one word. (mistakenly writes "alot" on the board)
Student 1:(obvisiously confused) Excuse me, didn't you say a lot is spelt as two words.
Student 2: Yeah!, you just got done telling us that.
(teacher looks at board, realizes the mistake)
Teacher:(angrily) It isn't nice to correct at teacher, it is disrespectful.......
Teacher: Now you two, you both have to write a 400 page essay on respect
by Ditter December 7, 2006
Get the hypocreacher mug.Derived from the word hypochondriac-the fear of always being sick. Hypochondritard is the means of taking that fear onto an excessive amount and appear to be so pathetic in the sense of over dramatizing the sickness that you think you have.
by Nealyhorse July 12, 2009
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