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humans

dangerous divs that don’t know how to think before they say and do shit
what are humans ??
dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things
what are humans???

dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.
It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.
by daigo0777 November 17, 2021
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Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
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Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows
by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021
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Humahns

A creature that views itself as the ultimate reason for being.
Joseph: America put its flag on the moon. Oh the humahns.
by Jomish February 13, 2022
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Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet -Agent Smith
Humans are stoopid
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