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hoesickle

A girl or woman who wears very skippy clothes during the winter months and can be seen shivering and shaking while going club to club.
Dude did you see those two hoesickles trying to get a cab outside?
by ET26 October 31, 2006
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Hoes gone be on your dick for that

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.
Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."
by Flownominal Jr. August 16, 2011
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UE Hoes

an elite group of young, townie, women living in endicott, NY. Alumni of Union-Endicott high school. Can be seen frequenting State St, Delta Sig, Taco Bell, Marc and Quentin's and Nick's Pizza. Usually found at the Lynch mansion. Also known for making sayings that other townies try to steal as their own.
Oh the UE Hoes are gonna be there? We GOTTA go !
by ue hoe August 27, 2018
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Pimps & Hoes Party

Gettin' down on collingwood MSU style.
A party in which persons are encouraged to dress like their favorite pimp and/or hoe.
Man, that pimps and hoes party was hoppin last night.

Bishop Don Magic Juan
by Van Wilder March 28, 2005
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Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
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pimping these hoes

Pimping these hoes.." When I pimp shelbys bitch ass, she makes that cash and brings it back to Me."
by Pimpboy.T-dawg March 30, 2015
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Bros before hoes

Common parallels:

1.|Bros before bitches
2.|Bros before boxes
3.|A Man code article
4.|A Bro code article
5.|Friends before females
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Terms needing defined:

1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend.

2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset.
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"Bros before hoes"

1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it.

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Usage:

subject 1: "Hey man"
subject 2: "what's up?"
subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over

there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and

I was like nah Bros before hoes man."
subject 2: "Damn straight"
subject 1: "Real men follow the man code"
subject 2: "True, True."

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*Note:
Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality and strength. I fear this term and the actions it conveys will be lost forever as chivalry, respect, and courage have in our "modern" society.
Examples of this terms meaning will be shown below.

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1.: Refer to "usage" at the bottom for a common example.

2.: A woman wants her soon to be husband to lose his friends as she does not like them for petty reasons. A man would not allow this to happen.

3.: A man sees a woman that he wished to engage in conversation, as does his friend. In this instance the one with less interest or more luck in the field of women should leave the avenue as it is respectful to the other person.

4.: A man is stuck on the freeway and calls his friend to help him, he refuses because he wishes to do something with his girlfriend rather than help his friend in need. This man is not a man at all.

5.: A man cancels set plans with friends because his girlfriend wants to do something with him. This man is also not a man.

Because bros before hoes
Bros before hoes
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by The last concious man June 21, 2009
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