Fuck Me Hoops

Those big-ass hoop earring that skanky women wear. They are the second most common tell-tale sign that a woman is an easy fuck, right behind the tramp stamp.

Johnny wasted no time getting laid after his 6 month prison sentence. He walked up to the girl wearing the fuck me hoops, and bought her a PBR. The rest is His Story.

by Joe Caver April 28, 2009

Hoopsiloceraptor

The almagamation of a velociraptor and a Hooper (generally either Mike J. Hanson, or Mr. Hooper from Sesame Street). This creature is often drunk, and likes to fly airplanes.

"Did you SEE how much that Hoopsiloceraptor drank while he was piloting our plane?!"

by butterballs November 20, 2006

Hoope

Adjective=Skillful, capable, superbly performing
Sustantive=Particle which is beyond comprehend of sciences. Can be in two states. Is neutral charge, but also positive and negative. Basis for cambit theory about Schröder's cat.

It was not possible for a human being, but he did hoope.
If someone could do it that would be hoope.

by Book of dictionary February 4, 2010

anderson hooper

Anderson coopers anus

When I watched CNN last night I could not stop thinking about Anderson Hooper

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

reindeer hooves

the size of the lips around the girls pussy.

holy fuck look at the reindeer hooves on that girl

by hoove lover October 23, 2009

hooped

Can't be bothered, Can't be assed

As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"

by James Macleod May 17, 2006

hoopeehoo

A person who casts horse manure and says that "it's basically just hay!"

that dung thrower is a regular hoopeehoo

by yrjö viides January 6, 2004