hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007

hobag

The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.

Crap! I have to be at work in twenty minutes, have you seen my hobag?

by GTGirlee October 16, 2006

Hoebagel

A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.

Guy: I love you slutmuffin.
Girl: I love you too hoebagel.

by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009

hoebag

a completely stoopid idiot, aka, a close friend.

desiloo, you are an f***ing hoebag.

by christybob March 17, 2007

hobag

a term of friendly commradery when greeting a fellow female friend.

"hey hobag" is like the greeting "hey bitch" or "hey slut"

by katiebell August 14, 2006

Hobag

A very rude and inconsiderate asshole who is not really that bad, but still deserves an insult of some kind.Is also commonly used in conjunction with slut.

Quit being such a fuckin Hobag-slut!

by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

hoobafide

Anyone who is scared of the band Hoobastank.

"I was absolutely Hoobafide after watching that band".

by Armando L May 12, 2006