The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off

What the holy shit

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT THIS WORD CAN BE USED EVERY HOLY SHIT ING WHERE

HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THE NEW MOVIE THAT CAME OUT??

by SheepYOUTUBE August 11, 2020

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"

That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!

by Arbitron February 13, 2021

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022