Shylock Holmes 

Pseudonym of a blogger of undisclosed identity who sounds off about various matters -- economic, political, social, sexual -- at the blog "The Adventures of Shylock Holmes." The dude (definitely male) sounds educated, a bit smart-alecky, conservative with a heart (sometimes). Not American -- his spelling is weird. Prolly a rich kid waitin to make a name for himself.

Yo Shylock Holmes, who's yo daddy?

Shylock Holmes by Loquation May 27, 2011

West Holmes high school 

A town in BFE where the rednecks, meth heads, and cousin fuckers live. The daily daily dies consist of cornbread and Budweiser with a dide of rabbit testicals.

Person 1: “Wanna smoke some meth behind West Holmes High school?”
Person 2: “yeah I’ll being my sister so we can tag team her, yee yee!”

West Holmes high school by Butthole.6996 March 3, 2019

sergeant holmes 

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

sergeant holmes by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

jacklyn holmes

a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.

hey wheres jacklyn holmes? still on the short bus!

jacklyn holmes by the phenomenal me March 17, 2009

peter holmes 

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

peter holmes by green deal UK November 6, 2014

samantha holmes 

Someone who is most beautiful and had no mouth filter, loud most of the time but a great friend. Find yourself one.

Samantha Holmes is so amazing but doesn't know when to shut up.

samantha holmes by unicornssss1015 June 5, 2016

Isaiah Holmes 

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo

Grean: That's so isaiah holmes of you

Isaiah Holmes by nogger696969 November 13, 2016