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Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019
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Madison holden

madison holden is a great and awesome friend that is a great listener and just a really nice person
my friend is madison holden she is really nice and cool
by Insanitybzv2 May 3, 2021
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Holden

Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.
Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??
by holden_b February 13, 2022
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Holden

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Holden Hull

A shrimp dicked little fuck. Also a simp.
The bartender refers to the quiet patron with no confidence as a holden hull as she brings him the check. Heres your check holden hull.
by Yoyobaggins789 September 23, 2020
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Holden

The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.
"Yo that ford just got gapped"
"Yeah no shit I was racing a Holden Commodore"
by HoldenLover February 12, 2022
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Holden

An Island Boy who likes to swim with the turtles
Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.
by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021
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