HOBAMA

A female who would do anything to sleep with Barack Obama. By wanting to sleep with somebody so much, she becomes a 'ho.' But because it is Barack Obama, she is required, by U.S. and Kenyan law, to take on the title, "Hobama." It is also regarded as an honorific for many groupies.

Girl 1: I want to sleep with Barack Obama so bad!
Girl 2: You're such a Hobama!
Girl 1: I'm so not! You totally are!
Girl 2: You're a Hobama, just admit it!
Girl 1: Okay fine, I am sorta a Hobama.
Girl 1's Mom: I was also a Hobama at your age.
Girl 1: How? He was too young then.
Girl 1's Mom: Doesn't matter.

by hobama.net April 1, 2009

Hoart

An obnoxiously misused symbol, object or letter in a word or name.

Saying "c8" instead of "cake" would be a major Hoart.

by King Cong February 21, 2011

HoBanger

One who continues to have sexual intercourse with promiscuous females.

Last week's Kappa Zeta Psi party was the finest exhibition of hobangers and guttersluts I've had the awful opportunity to encounter.

by robertsd September 22, 2003

Hoborgasm

When a hobo realizes that he will have a meal to eat in the near future. Or when a hobo climax's during a hoborgy.

Reggie the hobo had a hoborgasm the other day when he got invited to a Thanksgiving dinner. He got invited by having a real orgasm with the dinner host.

by Jpaschen September 16, 2010

hobaiter

someone who bait's ho's. Someone who is not good enough to get paid for sex. They have to give it away.

She is nothing but a hobaiter. She is so fat she can't get paid.

by brinic April 23, 2012

Tim Hoarding

Someone who orders coffee and sandwich's for four at the drive through and takes a lot of time, driving everyone in the line crazy.

That jerk is wasting everyone's time by Tim Hoarding again.

by David Lawrence Bentley August 24, 2007

Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020